Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Ted Nugent Can Wango Tango His Ass To Russia For All I Care

Rock star/gun rights advocate Ted Nugent is attending Tuesday night’s State of the Union address, Rep. Steve Stockman (R) of Texas announced Monday.

Sure, Ted Nugent loves freedom. He's just not prepared to fight for it. Here's what Ted the Sledge told The Detroit Free Press in 1990: Nugent told the Detroit Free Press in 1990 that he meticulously planned to get out of the war. He stopped bathing 30 days before going before the draft board and later ate nothing but junk food and Pepsi. A few days before his appointment, Nugent started defecating in his pants. It obviously worked — and it's a good thing, because "if I would have gone over there, I’d have been killed, or I’d have killed all the Hippies in the foxholes. I would have killed everybody."

Sounds like a real hero to me. Of course, unlike wild game, the Vietcong shot back. 

Nugent claimed he would either be dead or in jail at this time next year if Obama were  re-elected President. So we all have that to look forward to. Hopefully the Secret Service gives his pack age a tight squeeze tonight. Then again, I'm not sure they'd find him packing. Hey, but Ted Nugent loves the ladies. There's nothing more American than that, right? Only trouble is Ted likes em young. Real Young.

In 1978 Ted Nugent met Pele Massa. Only trouble she was 17. So he arranged with her parents to become her legal guardian. How that made him less of a scumbag is beyond me. But, seriously, Nuge loves the ladies, especially feminists, who he said of... "What’s a feminist anyways? A fat pig who doesn’t get it often enough?" Does anyone see a pattern forming here? A tough-talking guy who doesn't want to fight in the war, doesn't want to deal all-growed up women, and likes to shoot things that can't fire back. Sounds like a coward to me. Ted likes Blacks, too... "I use the word n****r a lot because I hang around with a lot of n****rs, and they use the word n****r, and I tend to use words that communicate," he said.

Seriously, what a sleeze. You'd think, being a rockstar who likes to shag underage girls and play the gee-tar, Ted would at least have one thing in common with the rest of us red-blooded American men who actually like women who have an opinion... beer. Wrong.

So, this Blatz is for you, dickhead. I hope you enjoy listening to a real man who respects women and his fellow citizens speak tonight. I hear he is a gracious host as well as being capable of enduring the barbs and resistance of idiots such as yourself as he cleans up the mess he was left by his predecessor. America is a great place and the fact that a piece of trash like you is allowed anywhere near a man like Barack Obama is proof of that. Now you may go.

Hey, Ted, want to have a beer with the President of these United States of America.? Oh, I forgot, you hate beer. Pussy.


  1. http://gawker.com/5983929/state-of-the-union-seating-planners-troll-ted-nugent-put-him-next-to-gay-civil-rights-activist-from-portland

  2. You're talking about a President that lowered flags for an out of date drug user that overdosed in a bath tub, but will not lower it for people who die in military combat. He is not a great man and is more coward than man. Say what you want about Nugent and drag as much of his past as you can, but you will not do the same to the President who you think is so great. Coward.

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    2. You are fucking moron. It took me two seconds on google to discredit that lie. Gov. Chris Christie ordered flags at half mast in, wait for it, New Jersey. Not President Obama, not the US. Know how I can tell you get your news from the teatards on Facebook? Because I saw that exact same stupid lie repeated over and over. Assholes like you and your ignorant fact hating friends are what is wrong with America.

  3. I won't? You must not know me very well. I didn't make any statements about what I think about Obama as a President, I just think he has a lot to show Ted about being a man, honoring women, and staying with your family.